A funny no soliciting sign is a great way to keep solicitors from knocking on your door. A bit of humor is always welcome, even in situations where you need to say “Go away!”.
Did you notice that solicitors always seem to be ringing your door bell at the worst possible time? No wonder most people get annoyed when they’ve got something to do and then they hear someone knocking on their door trying to sell them something or to talk about an issue they simply don’t care about.
Well, a “No Solicitors” sign can be a simple and effective solution for this problem. The only things is most “No soliciting” signs are boring and they might be ignored. Of course, you also don’t want to be rude or insult people, so it’s best to choose a funny no soliciting sign which uses humor to get the message across.
Below I put together a list of funny “no soliciting” signs that I think are absolutely hilarious.
No soliciting: See dog for details.
No soliciting. Unwanted visitors will be eaten by T-Rex.
Boy Scouts, Girl Guides, and wine delivery always welcome!
Solicitors: Knock at your own risk! This house hold charges $20 per minute paid in advance to listen to any sales pitch, religious talk or why we should vote for your candidate. No exceptions! If you don’t plan to pay, don’t knock! Thank you and have a nice day.
Shhh… Baby’s sleeping(finally). Please no soliciting.
Please no soliciting (except for Carlos, the burrito guy).
No soliciting! [Illustration of Grumpy Cat giving the finger]
No soliciting! We are happy with our religion. We have chosen our charities. We shop for things we need. We have enough magazines.
No soliciting!
– Haven’t slept in years
– 3 college tuitions
– Too tired
– Can’t you hear the screaming?
– Prepared to take permanent measures
– No. You may not talk to my wife.
Please go away!
Caution! No soliciting! It annoys the crazy person inside the house.
No soliciting (unless you have) wine, dinner or Amazon. Friends and family always welcome.
